"Coty" (coty) 06/01/2014 at 22:19 • Filed to: None

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Some friends and I were all hanging out and stuff and this girl passed out. First person to guess why she passed out wins...well probably nothing. I'll update the post when someone guesses.

EDIT: catkam623 got as close as anyone is gonna. We wound the tire swing up to spin, and she was laying down. After a while she moved her head close to the rope, and then she didn't move for a bit. I told 3 jokes in a row and didn't laugh at any of them so I figured something was wrong. We stopped to swing and she just kinda slumped through the hole. That was kind of exciting in a really shitty way.

Pro-tip we were all sober (I dun' even drink).

Disclaimer: she's fine.

Hint 1: No blood involved.
Hint 2: She was on a swing.

StoneCold > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:20

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Hairspray fumes

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:20

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this:

Diesel > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:21

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Hormones

Coty > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s 06/01/2014 at 22:22

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No, but that probably would've worked too.

Coty > StoneCold 06/01/2014 at 22:22

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Nope.

Coty > Diesel 06/01/2014 at 22:22

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Nay.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:22

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lol

yamahog > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:23

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Diabetes? Blood sugar too low?

Coty > yamahog 06/01/2014 at 22:24

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Nope.

Squid > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:25

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She got bored listening to you talking about cars?

She fainted because she had low blood sugar?

She wanted to play dead?

She had a long day and needed a nap?

$kaycog > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:25

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Heat exhaustion/stroke?

Coty > $kaycog 06/01/2014 at 22:26

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Nope.

Coty > Squid 06/01/2014 at 22:26

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Nope.

Well, maybe the first one.

I mean, no.

catkam623 misses his 944 > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:27

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Can we have a hint?

catkam623 misses his 944 > catkam623 misses his 944 06/01/2014 at 22:27

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does she faint at the sight of blood?

Coty > catkam623 misses his 944 06/01/2014 at 22:30

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I dunno, but no blood involved.

BigBlock440 > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:32

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Orgasm?

*"hanging out and stuff "

Coty > BigBlock440 06/01/2014 at 22:34

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Noep.

catkam623 misses his 944 > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:35

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she saw a mime on tv and was so terrified she stumbled tripped and knocked herself out? Was she tickled too much? Did she see Channing tatum walk by and faint from over arousal?

Brian Silvestro > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:37

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"OMG cars aren't even that cool!"

*falls on couch, bored as fuck*

Coty > Brian Silvestro 06/01/2014 at 22:38

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She likes cars more than I do I think.

Brian Silvestro > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:39

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WIFE NOW

yamahog > catkam623 misses his 944 06/01/2014 at 22:39

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She'd probably be keeling over for a whole week every month since age 12 if that was the case...

Coty > Brian Silvestro 06/01/2014 at 22:39

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Buddy's GF

catkam623 misses his 944 > yamahog 06/01/2014 at 22:41

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why is that most people don't bleed all that often.

Brian Silvestro > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:41

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"OMG (insert topic she doesn't care about here) isn't even that cool!

*falls on couch, bored as fuck*

Coty > Brian Silvestro 06/01/2014 at 22:42

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Note hints section of post.

catkam623 misses his 944 > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:43

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kill buddy then wife her, or at least be there to pick up the rebound. Did she get too dizzy from swinging fall off and pass out?

yamahog > catkam623 misses his 944 06/01/2014 at 22:45

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Oh lawd, bless your heart.

Ferrero1911 > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:45

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Was she upside down on the swing and then she stopped swinging and tried to walk? That sounds like the perfect situation for a head rush that might lead to fainting.

catkam623 misses his 944 > yamahog 06/01/2014 at 22:47

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? You've lost me my friend

Coty > catkam623 misses his 944 06/01/2014 at 22:48

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That.

catkam623 misses his 944 > Coty 06/01/2014 at 22:53

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you're gonna get the rebound?

Coty > catkam623 misses his 944 06/01/2014 at 22:54

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No -_-

yamahog > catkam623 misses his 944 06/01/2014 at 22:56

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If you're not trolling, most women bleed for 3-7 days every 28-35 days. Such is our joy.

catkam623 misses his 944 > yamahog 06/01/2014 at 22:58

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Oh I didn't really think of that not something I try to think of. But the point stands that they don't have to see the blood really.

yamahog > catkam623 misses his 944 06/01/2014 at 23:03

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HA

HAHAHA

Sure! Keep telling yourself that.

BigBlock440 > Coty 06/01/2014 at 23:19

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That's unfortunate.

catkam623 misses his 944 > yamahog 06/01/2014 at 23:32

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I will please continue to allow me to have my innocence:)

yamahog > catkam623 misses his 944 06/01/2014 at 23:42

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Oh, pobrecito. Brace yourself should you decide to move in with a lady.

catkam623 misses his 944 > yamahog 06/01/2014 at 23:55

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I'm braced believe me but it's something I'll let them handle, need me to run to the store to pickup tampons or chocolate I'm here for you, need someone to talk to about the details I can't really do that.